Lame 80s lyric of the day

I was listening to one of my Pandora internet music radio channels - one geared to play 80s music I grew up on - and was cracking up to the lyrics to a Def Leppard song.

Don't call me gigolo; don't call me Cassanova
Just call me on the phone and baby come on over...

Yep - some of the music I listened to when growing up is that embarrassing. Not exactly Robert Frost, but at least it rhymes - sortof.